Seinfeld Soup Nazi photo personally signed to you

I, Larry Thomas, Seinfeld’s Soup Nazi will personally autograph 8×10 photos of my alter-ego.
You choose what you want written on the photo and I will sign it just that way, (please no profanity)
but you must tell me or I can’t send it until you do
, please, this is important as I don’t know if you forgot or if you are assuming I’ll sign it generically, please don’t leave that blank
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Note: the second photo is just for authentication purposes here and does not come with the other photo.  I ship the photos regular first class mail for $3.00 U.S.A, $11.00 Canada and $14.00 Worldwide.   If you want U.S. priority (2 to 3 days) it’s $4.95
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or U.S. Express mail (1 to 2 days) it’s $
20.00
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Also check out my custom signed soup ladles here on ebay.
I will combine shipping for a photo and a ladle (or at least two of each) for $6.00-7.00 (depending on zone) priority in one box plus 2.50 per item for Ebay charge.
Chrismas note
:  By 12/10, You may from this point on want Priority shipping which is $5.00 instead of the $2.07 first class.  Also $18.30 for overnight express instead of the $2.00.  So add accordingly….priority 3.95 and express 16.30.
If you buy a ladle and a photo the combined shipping is the same shipping price for the ladle alone including intl.   Just ask for invoice before you pay.